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| 05.24.07 (6:26 am) [edit] |
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White Men Can’t Dance
Women sure can bother the hell out of you about dancing. They love it. Whether you’re trying to play a game of pool or just relaxing on your barstool if there’s a dance floor there’s some woman pestering the hell out of you to dance. And if you won’t dance with them they’ll find someone else who will. If they can’t find someone else they’ll go to a corner and dance by themselves. New Dirty Tricks Squad
Women love to dance. The only trouble is white men can’t dance. I know this because I’ve been told so over 100,000 times since I was a small boy. I was also informed by a popular movie that I couldn’t jump. At age 38 I seldom have occasion to test this premise but I assume it’s true. I concede: I can’t dance and I can’t jump. With a certain amount of chagrin I must also confess my penis is very much within parameters considered average.
But do you know who can dance, jump and wave around huge penises… and I only know this because they’ve been saying so repeatedly and in every possible forum since I can remember… black men. Black men are cool. White men are not cool. I know this because virtually every cultural barometer tells me this is so. Read Zombie Logic Press. The televison, radio and movies all depict the black man as the very essence of cool and the white man as a humorless dork.
The term “wigger” refers to a white person who emulates black culture. This is done presumably because white culture is lame and black culture is hip. Let’s go ahead and examine this new trend. But Don't Shop At Walmart
Black culture is cool. It doesn’t seem that cool in Africa where life began and blacks still haven’t managed to develop civilizations capable of supporting life. I doubt that this is for lack of natural resources. The Egyptians have had no trouble maintaining a rather impressive civilization for 12,000 or so years. But they’re Arab, not black. In South Africa the Dutch and English had no trouble finding natural resources to sustain themselves and prosper. But they’re white. So the question becomes on a continent rich with resources, good soil, game of all kind and surrounded by water repleat with nourishing seafood of all kind would nation after nation of black Africans starve and die of disease? Why is there not one example of a black African nation having even a good era of progress, peace and plentitude?
No, really, this has been bothering me for a long time. Is Africa really a continent more uninhabitable than let’s say Mongolia or Saudia Arabia or Finland? These are cool people. I know this because they keep telling me on the radio and on the tv. Cool has got to be an offshoot of smart and a precursor to excellent social skills. So, how can jumping mother fuckers with huge penises and great social skills take an entire continent and have no idea what to do with it?
I’m just asking.
Back to modern culture. Blacks were brought to America as slaves. They remained so for 250 years or so. If you think about it this was actually a good break for them. I guess you could argue all the best talent was snatched from Africa and this has hindered their evolutionary efforts there. But even this presents a paradox. How can you enslave someone who is stronger than you?
On my television this week I see advertisements for a movie titled Black Snake Moan. It depicts an older black man who has a young white woman enslaved by a chain. Whether or not the movie is about the black man and his huge penis, great dancing ability and innate sexuality ensnaring the white woman is still to be seen. As I say it’s an advertisement and the movie could be about botany for all I know but it appears to be a movie calculated to insult and titillate by portraying a black man taking out his anger for being enslaved on a white woman. This is perfectly acceptable in modern American society. If the movie were about a slave master getting it on with a black slave the movie wouldn’t ever get to the theatres.
I guess my question is if black people are so cool why have they been slaves for all of their history and why are they dependent on the civilization others created to survive and helpless in their own native lands? Why do black men denigrate women but worship their mothers? What the fuck is so cool about glorifying pimp culture, thuggery, bastardization of the majority or your own children and failing to assimilate in a civilized manner anywhere on the planet?
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